Software that shouldn't exist, but does.

Neon Platypus builds AI-powered tools for e-commerce. Our products help store owners work smarter, not harder.

What We're Building

Focused tools for WooCommerce store owners

Everything your product listings need — powered by AI, designed for humans.

AI-Powered Text

Generate product titles, descriptions, and SEO content in seconds. Customizable tone, keywords, and length — or let the AI handle it.

Image Enhancement

Upscale low-res photos to professional quality, correct colors, and generate entirely new product images with AI — no Photoshop needed.

Bulk Processing

Optimize hundreds of products in one click. Bulk-generate descriptions, upscale images, and create alt-text across your entire catalog.

Flagship Product

Meet StoreMage

Your WooCommerce store's AI assistant. StoreMage generates SEO-ready descriptions, upscales product images, creates variations, and optimizes alt-text — all from your WordPress dashboard.

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StoreMage welcome screen showing eight AI tools available inside WordPress

Simplicity First

Built for store owners

Not another complicated tool. StoreMage works inside your WooCommerce dashboard — the interface you already know. No API keys, no configuration files, no design software. Install and go.

StoreMage generating SEO descriptions inside the WooCommerce product editor

Grow Without Limits

Scales with your business

From 5 products to 50,000. A free tier to get started, and plans that grow with you — from solo store owners to agencies managing dozens of shops.

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StoreMage billing dashboard showing subscription plan and monthly usage

5+

AI Features

3 min

Setup Time

Free

Forever Plan

About

Useful software, fairly priced

Neon Platypus builds AI-powered tools that handle the repetitive parts of running an online store. Writing descriptions, optimizing images, managing SEO — necessary work, but nobody's favorite task.

StoreMage started as a simple automation and grew into a full plugin any WooCommerce shop can use. We're bootstrapped and independent — no VC, no growth-at-all-costs pressure. Just useful software built to last.

Based in the United Kingdom.

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Contact

Get in Touch

Questions, partnerships, or just want to say hello.

General Inquiries

hello@neonplatypus.dev

We typically respond within 1-2 business days.